tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

pizzaslut4life:

We may not be hopeless,

But we’re still helpless in the end

Just remember you’re floating

Remember the love that we are in

So inconsistently we swim

A time with family and our friends

I know I’m not hopeless,

I’m only helpless in the end

I know you love questions,

But they go unanswered in the end

Did you forget you’re floating?

Did you forget that we’re only men?

thecatdogblog:

Dog Juice by Chad Taylor

What did Time smell like? Like dust and clocks and people. And if you wondered what Time sounded like, it sounded like water running in a dark cave and voices crying and dirt dropping down upon hollow box lids, and rain. And, going further, what did Time look like? Time looked like snow dropping silently into a black room or it looked like a silent film in an ancient theater, one hundred billion faces falling like those New Year balloons, down and down into nothing.

—The Martian Chronicles (Ray Bradbury)

hercrazykittensmile:

Miniature Tigers - Tell It To The Volcano

A year ago today I was fallin’ in love with you
I didn’t know how I could tell you
You were breaking my heart, shrinking my head
I couldn’t get out of my bed

Mt Rainier, Washington.

(Source: viage)

Never love someone who treats you like you’re ordinary

—Oscar Wilde  (via psych-facts)

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules